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5:01am July 12, 2014

tupacabra:

people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”

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7:02am July 11, 2014

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

5:01am July 11, 2014

Midnight snack more like midnight 3 course meal w dessert

7:02am July 10, 2014

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

5:01am July 10, 2014

“fucking idiot”

— me to me  (via simpaticni-niko)
7:02am July 9, 2014
5:01am July 9, 2014

Marvel Zombie AU: Team Snark & Banter 

"Oh, Steve, look! It’s the intern."
"Barton, why did you bring Darcy along?" 
"I didn’t bring her ‘along’, she followed me!"
"So - just so we are clear - instead of taking her to one of the safe zones, you gave her a gun and brought her here?"
"… Yes?"
Barton!

"You jerks do know that I can hear every word you’re saying, right?"
7:02am July 8, 2014

gherkind:

Why are people reblogging pictures and always adding “me at ur funeral”? As if you’re even invited to my funeral which is gonna be open casket because i’ll still look better than u

5:01am July 8, 2014

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

7:02am July 7, 2014

unmarvel:

ON VA VOIR, BITCH

5:02am July 7, 2014

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

7:02am July 6, 2014

guiltyhipster:

This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 

5:01am July 6, 2014
7:02am July 5, 2014

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

5:01am July 5, 2014